Two Truths and a Lie
Chris once had a dream about juggling with socks. He woke up and immediately taught himself how to juggle…with socks.
Chris once met Dave Chappelle who joked about his uncanny resemblance, then took his business card.
Chris got his tongue stuck to a stop sign as a child. It took the fire department, a priest and 3 circus clowns to set him free.